Mentally Incontinent

You need a description of Mentally Incontinent? Well, here you go: In this book, Joe Peacock screws over a major department store (really badly, too), witnesses an armed robbery gone awry, grabs a log of poo poo from a toilet while simultaneously insulting Scientologists, has a dolphin throw up on him in front of his 6th grade class, has animal rights protesters dressed as cows steal his dinner off of his plate, gets vomited upon during his first ever sexual experience, has nipple piercings ripped from his chest, suffers through multiple laptop malfunctions (including one explosion) and deals with outsourced technical support, and has a girl attempt suicide over him. Oh, and he also orders seppuku in a sushi restaurant and his wife gets arrested for stealing meat from a grocery store. The 21 stories in this book were chosen by the more than 500,000 readers of the website by the same name (MentallyIncontinent.com) over the course of three years, producing the world's first internet-based reader edited book. Joe The Peacock's stories have been featured on websites and in magazines ranging from CNN, MSNBC, Fark, the Village Voice, the Mad Pundit, Zug and a host of others, where they (and the Mentally Incontinent project itself) were met with massive critical acclaim.